THAILAND · PHUKET CABARET SHOWS
Patong runs one of the biggest cabaret stages in Asia and sells three showtimes a night into it. These 15 compare seat classes, transfer options and the difference between the early and the late house.
Phuket’s Simon Cabaret delivers dazzling costumes, music, comedy, and polished stagecraft in a lively one-hour show for $25.
“Awesome show and the costumes were absolutely beautiful! I was unaware they were ALL men…they look awesome!”
Review of Phuket’s Simon Cabaret Show, with seating advice, practical tips, value notes, and what to expect from this colorful stage production.
Review of Phuket’s Simon Cabaret Show, with stage spectacle, costumes, seating advice, transport tips, and honest value notes.
“What a great flamboyant show. Some humour in it too. Fab costumes throughout”
Review of Phuket’s Simon Cabaret Show, with practical details on costumes, music, seating, photo fees, price, and who will enjoy it most.
“Show great, but being grabbed fir photos and being charged 1000 brt per photo ripe off . Need clear signage regarding photos and the dancers grab the money and push you away.”
Review of Phuket Simon Cabaret, with show details, transfer advice, seating tips, value, timing, and help deciding if it suits your Phuket evening.
“This is a great show and the range of songs ensures there is something for everyone”
Review of Simon Cabaret Phuket, with show details, hotel transfers, seating advice, value, photo rules, and practical booking tips.
“What a performance from start to finish loads of colour and entertaining for 1 solid hr.”
Review of Phuket’s Simon Cabaret, with show details, seating advice, photo fees, family guidance, price value, and booking tips.
“The show was fabulous, totally recommended! A MUST-SEE when you are in Phuket! But don't get the VIP seat, there's really no added value! I went there as part of a bachelor's party and was expecting to either get a front-row seat or a seat with a bit more of interaction with dancers (even if it was as part of a spectacle joke, all in good fun). The "VIP" seats are in the middle of the theater and we got no VIP treatment at all really. Nevertheless, let me remark: The show is very nice and definitely a must-see!”
Review of Phuket’s Simon Cabaret Show, with VIP seating, dazzling costumes, Thai and pop performances, pricing, tips, and practical advice.
“Nice show, great costums. Was a first cabaret visit and I want more!”
Review of Phuket’s Simon Cabaret Show, with glamorous costumes, global music, one-hour entertainment, and convenient hotel transfers.
“This show was so fun to watch the characters were amazing and so was the setlist. The location was also good it was very close to Patong Beach so it’s easy to enjoy a night on the town right after the show”
Review of Phuket Simon Cabaret, including show quality, transport, ticket value, timing, accessibility, and practical booking advice.
“Show ok as always, the driver did not speak a word of English, did not pick us up from hotel lobby instead was smoking outside by the car waiting for us to notice him. Horrible trafic jam in Patong, we arrived just 2 minutes (!!) before the show started. This of course was not the drivers fault but the persons' who makes the pick up schdules! The driver spoke to the phone very loudly the whole way from our hotel to Simon Cabaret. Return transfer was dangerous, he drove way too fast (12 mins from Patong to Kata).”
Review of Phuket’s one-hour Simon Cabaret Show, with dazzling costumes, dance, ticket value, seating tips, and booking advice.
“The show was very entertaining and wholesome with many performers in intricate and colourful costumes. They are expert dancers trained in various dances . The show is brilliant and a must watch for those staying in Patong . It’s family friendly Unfortunately we had booked a VIP ticket but were only given a Regular entry seat on arrival at the venue . I have reported this with GYG and hope they are able to refund me my money . The phone number of the activity provider did not exist and we were forced to sit in regular . I hope this is a misunderstanding between the provider and the venue…”
Review of Phuket Simon Cabaret VIP Show, with costumes, music, better seats, and roundtrip hotel transfer for a simple $32 evening out.
“Great show, very professional performance. The pick up and drop off was great and well organised. Have some cash ready if you want photos with the dancers afterwards. Definitely recommend this show.”
Review of Phuket’s Simon Cabaret Show, with costume highlights, seating tips, pricing, photo concerns, transfers, and booking advice.
“Beautiful show with mesmerizing dancers. The theatre was very close to our hotel near Patong Beach. Loved this activity!”
Review of Phuket Simon Cabaret, with seating, show highlights, prices, photo fees, timing, value, and practical booking advice.
“They hit you with a photo when you leave without telling you it costs per person. They asked for 1000 baht per person. The costumes were cool but the dancers were out of time. Unpolished and all over not great”
Simon Cabaret Phuket review: compare VIP and regular seats, show quality, price, transport, camera rules, and booking tips.
“A good show but we have seen better, although the costumes were fabulous We wish there was a bit more humour in it”
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